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Megan Amram: What I Imagine "Game Of Thrones" Is Like Based On Never Having Seen An Episode Of "Game Of Thrones" & Only Hearing My...

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The sun rises over a castle, a castle made of swords and pegasuses and gargoyles shaped like dongs. In the distance, 100 concubines have sex with their sisters and step-dads.

EDDARD STARK: I, Eddard Stark, am a warrior of the Dawn-Dune. I have bedded many lady-women in the dew of Beowulf’s…

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    PRINCE VISERYS TARAGARYEN: I’m winning the Game Of Thrones. I have the most points and the least technical fouls in this...
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    “Tyrion stabs Jaime through the heart with his fist, then makes love to the heart-hole. Just kidding, it is a violent...
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